sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

(via notsuchaprettyface)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

I’d be the one who got the sloth which is useless for protection

(via for-the-foxy)